I love college football just as much as the next guy. Saturdays aren’t for the boys so much as they are for the boys to gather around a big screen, drinking as many 96-calorie Miller Lite’s as they’d like. We’ve yet to find anything that comes anywhere near college football’s ability to help us justify that weekly decision.
We owe a lot to college football Saturdays. When I pick through the Week 1 schedule we have lined up for Labor Day weekend, though, it feels like college football owes us a little more.
Stanford is beginning its season with a game in Sydney, Australia. That’s cool. The fact that the Rice Owls are the opposition is not cool. There’s a Florida rivalry game right off the bat. Unfortunately, it’s between Florida International and Central Florida. University Alabama-Birmingham makes its glorious return to football after a two-year hiatus, against Alabama A&M. How have we possibly contained our excitement all summer?
In all seriousness, there are some things worth looking forward to. P.J. Fleck, Lane Kiffin, and Tom Herman take the field with their new teams for the first time. Ohio State opens on the road, on a Thursday night, against a conference opponent for the first time in… probably ever. Florida State and Alabama collide in a top-five matchup in Atlanta. Michigan and Florida head for Jerry World and a top-15ish meeting. West Virginia and Virginia Tech will likely both be ranked for their opening contest in Landover, Maryland.
If you’re not a fan of those programs, you’ll probably be forced to watch your team playing in a glorified scrimmage. Whether your team is the one laying the beat down or getting its ass kicked makes no difference, really. Nobody wins if the boys had to finish the Miller Lite by halftime just to make it interesting.
At what point do we stop flooding to football just because it’s back? At what point do we demand more as consumers, as opposed to blindly accepting whatever we’re given? My guess is that will never happen. Until it does, we’ll continue to receive a mediocre slate of games on opening weekend, with the only ones truly worth watching happening hundreds of miles off campus, in NFL stadiums.
This is big business we’re talking about and there’s a ton of money involved in these neutral-site games. I understand that. Still, it pisses me off. These are essentially bowl games. Actually, these games are more important because the whole season is still ahead. If money grabbing is what we’re doing now, and it most certainly is, then why not take it to the extreme?
What Can We Do?
Let’s schedule bowl game rematches for the first week of the season. Think for just a second about the storylines. Would Clemson be able to pull off another upset of Alabama eight months after their instant classic? Could USC and Penn State replicate the craziness of last year’s Rose Bowl Game? Is Lamar Jackson really that containable, or did LSU’s defense just do everything right that day?
Wouldn’t it be fun if the two semifinal losers got a crack at each other to start the new season? Imagine the hype that would surround a Washington-Ohio State clash in a couple weeks. Automatically, one of the top contenders to reach the playoff would have an impressive feather tucked into its cap. The four-letter network could have a field day with that buildup.
If your team was not invited to participate in a bowl game the previous year, it can do whatever it would like. Honestly, nobody outside of the school gives a damn about your five-win team. I’m only concerned with the primetime programs here. And in tying them all up in these bowl game rematches, I am, in turn, saving a lot of you from an opening week embarrassment anyway. It’s a win-win, even for the losers. You should be thanking me for ignoring your meaningless team.
Is this grand idea ever going to materialize? No, it won’t. Like so many things in the world of college football, it makes too much sense to become a reality. Still, it doesn’t hurt to dream, especially when the boys still have two weeks to save up their beer money.
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